Speleologist – not who cave in, but actually whom cave out.

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Article in one russian magazine:

"NEWS Of MICROBIOLOGY
Took 3 liters bank, 1 kg sugar, one half pack of yeast. Put it in boiled water , and lay down in warm place.
After few days took a substation drop and look in a microscope. You will see amazing bacteria's world"

Two women are talking:
– I have a lot of broken things at home, and I decide to call to "husband for hour". I find cheapest!
– And everything was fix it?
– Nop! Man come in, seat on the coach and two hours drunk beer and watched football translation!